Santa decides to go his high school's 25-year reunion. Having not seen anyone in fifteen years he's very curious as to who might show up.
When he gets there he runs into his old high school sweet-heart. They sit down and talk about the past.
"How have you been?" he asks.
"I've been fine, just fine," she replies, "Although I do have some good news and a little bad news, though."
"Bad news first, dear."
"Well, a few weeks ago I had to have a hysterectomy."
"Oh my, that's too bad. I'm sorry to hear that."
"But the good news is the doctor found your old high school class ring you thought you lost!"